It turns out that Mordor smells like women’s perfume. Or at least that’s my guess. What does the “per” stand for? We know it’s a deadly fume!
DANG! Rant time. Someone *cough* same annoying director of the department *cough* just walked past my cube into hers and DANG, could you put any MORE perfume on? I’m suffocating over here and getting a terrible headache. How many more ways can you possibly devise to give me a headache, woman?
Seriously, it’s like she took a perfume shower. Why do women do this? There are some scents that I agree are good, especially in moderation. But sometimes I feel like there’s a Mogi Man that sprays perfume on these people rather than insecticide.
(ahh, a Korean dvd I have I discovered has a clip of the Mogi man doing his job and the kids frolicking in the mist he’s leaving behind… mogi is korean for mosquito. These guys have these little trucks that just spray clouds of mosquito killing chemicals out the back… you’d think they were bubbles or something else “fun” as the kids run up and play in the clouds. As I watch, I think “dang, that can’t be good for them”, hehe).
Anyways, women– what’s the deal, why do you feel a need to destroy all living organisms around you with such heavy doses of perfume? I can feel my brain cells dying… What I wouldn’t give for a gas mask right about now.
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10 responses to “The very air you breath is a poisonous fume…”
Actually, I’ll bet she doesn’t wear all that much perfume. It’s probably those disgusting hairy arms of hers that’s the problem. She puts the perfume on, and all that hair just absorbs it like a freakin’ sponge. Seriously, she should really consider shaving or waxing those two beasts that are coming out of her torso. With that gargantuan head, and those shaggy arms, she looks like a character straight out of Planet of the Apes!
BWAHAHAHA! I forgot all about those hairy arms!
hey! we have a mogi man out here in saratoga springs, he goes around every night to spray for mosquitoes. And, I totally agree, use perfume in moderation, as too cologne. I am more a fan of body sprays, which are a lighter smell, and scented body creams. Then again, I do have adidas; moves for her and nautica, so I believe in perfume, but only on occasion in moderation.
I’ve even smelled some lotions that are quite strong… usually if they’re that strong it’s a bad sign 😉
I hear you on that note, my sister wears this one that Iadmit, I have hidden a few times because man alive that lotion reeks. But most are subtle adn light, that leave that hint of a good smell. The manufactures were smart in that aspect, if the scent is soft, guess you will have to come cloer to smell it better 😉
*closer
Oh yeah like the time me and that girl got close… oh wait that was a dream and my olfactory bulb doesn’t function in the dream world, I am safe. Moral: Imaginary girls don’t stink.
lol, they also don’t keep you warm 😉
touche richter…
🙂